Reproduction

Have you ever wanted to be somebody else? I am now offering the opportunity for people to Become me. Simply print out this contract, fill it out, email it to me, and I will send you a free laminated ID card proving your Reproduction. Over 20 people have Become Chris Wildrick to date!

When filling out the contract, make sure to include your own mailing address, so that I can mail you the ID card. (I only need your address to mail you the card; I will not ever use it for any other purposes, will not ever mail you anything else again, and will ever not give it out to anyone else.)

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