I am trying to collect as much fame of the 15-minute variety as possible. To date, I have collected over 10 hours of fame.
If you feel like you don’t want your 15 minutes of fame (as allocated to you by Andy Warhol), then you can give it to me. Simply download this contract, fill it out, email it to me, and I will send you a free t-shirt for your troubles! The t-shirt has the name of the project on the front and says “I’ll never be famous” on the back.
When filling out the contract, make sure to include your own mailing address, so that I can mail you the t-shirt. (I only need your address to mail you the shirt; I will not ever use it for any other purposes, will not ever mail you anything else again, and will ever not give it out to anyone